Miss Bowden

Quotes

"Can anyone drive? Go out and move my car"

"If your work is late you'll get referred. Unless you attach some chocolate to it. Or a bottle of wine. Red wine. And none of that cheap rubbish either.."

"This is NOT a lab and I am NOT eating my lunch" (while eating a sandwich in room 1)

"You better not be using your mechanism pen for anything other than mechanisms!!"

Organic Chemical Smells

(At front of laboratory with large bottles of esters) "Don't SNIFF, WAFT"

"Come here and have a Waft of these... except this one, it's mine and it smells too nice for YOU"

(First lesson in Year 12) "Right now this is <insert smelly chemical> remember WAFT... (passes to nearest student)... Now pass this around don't hog it..." *student wafts then reluctantly passes it round*

Bottle gets to the end of the class

"Nobody has Asthma do they?" *first student puts hand up* "Oh erm well... just go and sit at the back of the class... yes... do you feel alright...??"

Threats

• "Luke! I hope your pants are up"

• "Stop writing or I'll melt your pen"

• "If I find you chewing your mechanisms pen then I'll MAKE you buy a new one"

• "They better not be blocking me in"

• "If anyone asks, Mr Ormerod let you out early." (She employed this tactic before he moved schools, but when he had, it was suffixed by:)

"Say it quickly then run... if its Doc Rob or someone they might never notice..."

Conversations in the room with Dr Robinson

Doc Rob: *Bursts in to lesson door slams against wall* YOU ARE BLOCKING ME IN

Miss Bowden: "Do you need to get out now?"

Doc Rob: "No but I will do ten minutes into Period 3"

Miss Bowden: "I ll go and move my car..."

Doc Rob: "No NO No Don't do that, It'd disrupt your lesson and I wouldn't want to do that..."

Miss Bowden: *Gives Doc Rob the "What do you think you're doing now then?" stare*

Doc Rob: "Erm... Yes..." *whilst walking out the door* "CARRY ON!"

Miss Bowden: "For Homework, Answers to why that just happened, bring them to the next lesson..."