Michael Brown

Michael has some weird outbursts of randomness but apart from that he just melts into the background so that no one notices him, but I think he likes it that way.

Michael once found a valid Thailand visa in his wardrobe from a holiday which on nearly three years earlier. Showed how long ago he hadn't tidied his wardrobe for.

Heroes

Borat

Slash

Jeremy Clarkson

Russell Brand

Guns 'n' Roses

"Michael Likes"

Guns N' Roses

Bolton FC

Guitars

"Michael Hates"

Fat Sam Allardyce

DJ Banners

Nicknames

Browny

MDB - now VERY rarely used

Quotes

...random outburst...