Matthew Roles

Age: 13

Form: 09G

Name (just in case you forgot): Matthew Roles

It is debated with Matty that his last name is Rolez, not Roles. He claims it to be Roles, but his illegible handwriting makes it seem like Rolez.

Extra-Cirricular

He often goes to homework club after school - never to do homework though. He always plays on games, mainly on physicsgames.

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Favourite Jokes

He can't resist laughing at the words cabbage and american (pronounced a-merry-can, from question 4 of 'The Impossible Quiz 2'). He also finds the jokes on the atheist jokes website amusing. No-one knows why.

Hobbies

He plays cricket as a wicket keeper. Not a very good one too.

He aslo enjoys playing football with his friends at break.

He is addicted to Halo...

Telling jokes (sometimes about fellow classmate Natanyal Mannyng)

He likes the music from www.chickenonaraft.com (how long can you last?). He hates music by Rihanna and Taylor Swift, and is also not a fan of the song 'If I Die Young' even though he has made many references in the past to killing himself. He basically hates any song which isn't Oasis, okay? Or Gorillaz. Or Selena Gomez and the Scene - he has been caught many times singing along to 'Naturally' when alone in the form room, or in the corner of any room really.

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Friends

He is good friends with practically all the people in his class except Helen Clements, for reasons that most people in 8G know about.

Hair Do

Matthew is not famous for having the best mullet in the school, because it's not even a proper mullet.

He needs to stop writing about himself.

He also hates people from France and Rochdale which makes no sense because his girl best friend is Olivia Bonsall