James Ellis
James Ellis is in the form 09n at BRGS. He plays the electric guitar and thinks any instrument that can't be used in rock music or heavy metal isn't worth bothering with.
History
James claims that he went into primary school A YEAR early (though he may be lying)
Nicknames
He refuses to be called anything but his real name and he will get very annoyed if anyone does.
Quotes
- Random person: "James, you are a b**ch"
James: "Since I am neither female nor a canine I am not, (under his breath) but you are."
- Random person: "Happy birthday James!"
James: "It's not my birthday!"
Friends (all in 09N)
conversations with Joseph Collins
- James: good morning Joe
Joe: hey james....
James:............
Joe:...........
James: So, ur. you wanna go...
Joe: if it involves a car, plane or a ****ing sheep. no i do not
- James: Joe you got your cards?
Joe: No
James: so you wanna play stone yourself?
Joe: The others aren't here yet, so no
James: so what do we do?
Joe: we wait
James:................................
Joe:.................................
James:....... well this sucks
- James: Joe? OOH LOOK A PORSCHE 911!!
Joe: NOT NOW JAMES JOE'S BUSY. can't you see I'm busy trying to overtake organisation 13? All i gotta work out is how step 1 makes it to step 2..............
James: Hey Joe you have a younger brother don't you?
Joe: wow James, were the random bounds of emo and constant flashbacks too subtle?
James: i wish i had a younger brother....
Joe: be careful what you wish for James....I'm gonna go finish brain-storming my evil plan then drink bleach in the hopes that I'll go blind and never have to see another porsche 911
James: oki dokie Joe,i'm gonna go watch re-runs of the simpsons, have fun guzzling bleach!
Joe: indeed i shall, GET THE **** AWAY FROM MY SIDE OF THE CLASSROOM!
- james: joe..
Joe: does it involve a car, plane or a ****ing sheep?
james: No, it only involves a powerboat. you see.....
Joe: Arrrrrrrrrrrrgh!!!!!
