Ivan Rhodes

General Details

Name: Ivan the terrible

Form: 9B

Age: 13

"That's racist!"

"I didn't throw that!"

"Guage,(a sixth former)your gay!"

"Squeeeaaal!"

Not so often, but occasionally "She's got it, oh baby she's got it! I'm uranus, I'm your fire, your desire."

Excuse me! I didnt do anything! It was him!

twasnt me, i swear

Laughing at Mr Hodgson'sname (follow the link for more ivan info)

Making paper aeroplanes (and throwing them in lessons)

Getting penalty points

Taking food out of the canteen

Eating (mostly in the form room)

Exploring google earth on flight simulator

Insulting people

Begging to teachers

Dancing while pretending to be Adolf Hitler

acting retarded and is gay

letting out unhumane gases.

ivan has a microscopic penis