Felix Mulderrig

Character

In order to explain Felix fully we need to explore not who he is, but what he represents. He is the sole founder of the "Felix for Kids Fund" and also is the largest contributor to the "no kicking dogs in the street unless they deserve it" trust. Starting year 11 in 2006 he has built up a reputation of being immensly wise and needs next to no encouragement to share his wise ways with his friends. He's currently in a long term relationship with Charlotte Hobson who is always lovely to him and who he loves very much =]

Friends

Charlotte Hobson (Princess Charlotte) ~ Felix's amazing girlfriend, who he could never live without. Also if it wasn't for her he would've got run over a lot more =]

Political ties

In his time Felix has been accused of being a communist and a fascist as of his belief that Stalin and Hitler had good moustaches for baddies, but so far he has not been able to comment on these claims.

Hats

A great many hats have found their way upon Felix's head as time has gone and he has had a different opinion on each. His favourite to the day remains the old English top hat as it takes him back to the days when Mr Ventress was socially acceptable.

Feet

He has 2 feet

Quotes

• "You flaming gay"

• "Your face is"

• "Marry me and I'll never look at another horse"

• "At least I'm not gay" (donated by Chauncey Mulderrig)

• "Hooly-hoop" (The civilised way to pronounce hoola-hoop)

• "SHADAP" (In mockery of Mr Finnigan)

• "I thought there was someone coming towards me..Turned out it was the wall"

Violent

Felix's track list of people he has punched stretches far and wide throughout BRGS, this includes every male student, most female students and several teachers.