Felix Mulderrig

Character

Annoying and loud but people seem to like me cos I make them see they aren't as bad as me. Score? Currently I'm in an amazingly good relationship with my amazing Princess Charlotte who I love very much =D

Friends

Charlotte Hobson (Princess Charlotte) ~ Felix's amazing girlfriend, who he could never live without. Also if it wasn't for her he would've got run over a lot more =]

Political ties

In his time Felix has been accused of being a communist and a fascist as of his belief that Stalin and Hitler had good moustaches for baddies, but so far he has not been able to comment on these claims.

Hats

A great many hats have found their way upon Felix's head as time has gone and he has had a different opinion on each. His favourite to the day remains the old English top hat as it takes him back to the days when Mr Ventress was socially acceptable.

Feet

He has 2 feet

Quotes

• "You flaming gay"

• "Your face is"

• "Marry me and I'll never look at another horse"

• "At least I'm not gay" (donated by Chauncey Mulderrig)

• "Hooly-hoop" (The civilised way to pronounce hoola-hoop)

• "SHADAP" (In mockery of Mr Finnigan)

• "I thought there was someone coming towards me..Turned out it was the wall"

Violent

Felix's track list of people he has punched stretches far and wide throughout BRGS, this includes every male student, most female students and several teachers.