Dr Ellis

Dr Ellis appeared in a L6 Christmas Quiz in the "Teacher Baby Photos" round. Incidentally, his team won the quiz, and he was presented his certificate in a Year 7 Year assembly, so he could be applauded by his form. Stage fright kicked in, somewhat.

More commonly known as Trellis.

Quotes

• "Nobody's listening to me..."

• "When I die I won't have Rigor Mortis. But when someone notices I'm not around, and they find me in a couple of weeks time, then I'll have Rigor Mortis!" (worth pointing out that this isn't true, as Rigor Mortis fades after 72 hours)

• When asked if he wanted to be buried, cremated, pickled or fried when dead "I want to be cut up an fed to the pigs. It's more environmentally friendly".

Fishy Ones

• "All my fish are called "Bob" and "Fred""

• "How do you tell if a fish is female?"

• "How do you tell if a fish is pregnant?"

• "Do you think I need more fish?"