Dale Whitaker

Who is this boy?

A small ginger boy with an affinity for science. It has been heavily rumoured that he is secretly Dexter Boy Genius. this was recently proved WRONG by Dale himself, as dexter is square and dale is not. He is rumored by some to be the anti-Christ and his current plot is the downfall of mankind and the destruction of his nemisis, John's Hair.

Some, who are Pastafarians, believe Dale to be the Midgit [sic] created by his almighty Noodleness (Flying Spaghetti Monsterism), Some believe He may just be a Prophet of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or Dale might just be one of the few people the Flying Spaghetti Monster still has a noodly appendage on, only time will tell.

Is an 'out-of-the-closet' ginger.

Quotes

• I'm not Dexter - I'm Dale!!
• ALBUQUERQUE!
• I'm a pizza.
• Hey, dont do that!
• Joe!!!! usually said after Joe has said or done something stupid, basically after everything he does