Dale Whitaker

Who is this boy?

A small ginger boy with an affinity for science. It has been heavily rumoured that he is secretly Dexter Boy Genius. To back this up his friend/sidekick looks like Harry Potter(Adam Hathaway) and it is rumored that they share the same blood (theyre brothers idiot)

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A recent photograph

He is rumored by some to be the anti-Christ and his current plot is the downfall of mankind.

Some, who are Pastafarians, believe Dale to be the Midgit [sic] created by his almighty Noodleness (Flying Spaghetti Monsterism), Some believe He may just be a Prophet of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or Dale might just be one of the few people the Flying Spaghetti Monster still has a noodly appendage on, only time will tell.

Quotes

• I'm not Dexter - I'm Dale!!
• ALBUQUERQUE!
• Albinoblacksheep Dot Com!
• I'm a pizza.

Random Fact

He is, though it is little known, inbred. This is suspected to be the cause of his rare disease, gingevitis.