Upper Common Room

The upper common room is situated above the Lower Common Room, and is generally held to be the common room to go to if you are (or think you are) cool, hip, "with it" etc. It has two pool tables, which therefore suck twice as much money away; and enjoys the services of a canteen, which the lower one lacks.

It is usually quite difficult to get through the room without being sworn at or threatened; and being able to hear yourself speak is a rare occurence. People with claustrophobia are advised not to enter inside!