Andrew Ramshead
Contents
The General Gist Of It
Born in Burnley (2nd March 1993), suspected to have fallen on the floor head first (hense the nuttiness), Lives in Chav central a.k.a Bacup. Went to the greatest primary school in the lands, Northern Primary School, where he frequently broke body parts. Managed to fail the BRGS entrance exam by 1% on English, but remarkably ended up in it. Met new friends, insulted people and managed to stop breaking body parts.
The Love of Food!
I beleive it is right to say that i am the greatest fan of a certain type of food in the school. This food type being Curry. Normally every friday it would be possible to see me in the Cantine waiting for my curry. But after a few times of eating it i found it very sickly and of poor quality. So now i just enjoy the curry that my family make (who aren't Asian, and neither am I).
- I LOVE CURRY, end of.
Music
My taste of music is quite unique in ways. There is a lot of music that i like and other people don't like with the occasional 'Goth moments'. This is now starting to scare people because I am starting to like good music and not the usual music that people listen to.
Bands I love
- The Fratellis (My Favourite!)
- Linkin Park
- Blink 182
- The Shirehorses
- Lostprophets
- The Killers
- Muse
- Franz Ferdinand
- Snow Patrol
- Razorlight
Bands I Hate
- Girls Aloud
- The Arctic Monkeys
- MC (any MC i don't care, they all naff)
- Any Dance music
- Any chav music
Guitar
I'm sure by now that plenty of people know that I play Guitar and i'm proud of it. But don't just come up to me and ask me to play a song, i'm not THAT good yet. I just mostly play The Fratelli's songs.
The Art of Alternative Sign Language
It was originally founded by Me, Ben Brown and Tony Jackson (who doesn't go to our school).
It is not fully developed yet and was thought of when I was 8! The basics are:
1. Point to your chest - Meaning "I"
2. Point to your head - Meaning "think"
3. Point to the person you want to sign language to - Meaning "You are"
The second part is quite complicated... but not really
- Do a superman stance - Meaning "Super"
- Do a thumbs-up - Meaning "Cool"
- Do a thumbs-down - Meaning "Not cool"
- Put your hands straight and make a crown pointing upwards on your head - Meaning "King"
- Do the same again but make it point backwards - Meaning "Queen"
There are other signs that you can use, but are too rude to put on here. If you wish to find out either find me or Ben Brown
Alias
- Lamby
- The Darts guy
- Intangible Andrew
Quotes
- "Boop!" - with supremely high voice
- "Beep Beep!" - With a supremely high voice, again
- "Orgasmic..."
- "MUSH!"
- "Oo-Arr, I'm a Farmer"
- "Bah, screw you!"
- "Now it's time for a game of darts!" - From Year 7 with Mr Vass making me do a 3 day starvation of TV which made me resort to playing silly games and doing anything but good.
- "Pfft"
- "I looked, I read, I fell over"
