Andrew Ramshead
The General Gist Of It
Born in Burnley (2nd March 1993), suspected to have fallen on the floor head first (hense the nuttiness), Lives in Chav central a.k.a Bacup. Went to the greatest primary school in the lands, Northern Primary School, where he frequently broke body parts. Managed to fail the BRGS entrance exam by 1% on English, but remarkably ended up in it. Met new friends, insulted people and managed to stop breaking body parts.
Music
Bands I love:
- The Fratellis
- Linkin Park
- Blink 182
- The Shirehorses
- Lostprophets
- The Killers
- Muse
- Franz Ferdinand
- Snow Patrol
- Razorlight
Bands I Hate:
- Girls Aloud
- The Arctic Monkeys
- MC (any MC i don't care, they all naff)
- Any Dance music
- Any chav music
Other Stuff
Jokes!!
What is the difference between a Chav and a Chavette?
A Chavette has a higher sperm count
Four chavs drive off a cliff in a Vauxhall Nova. Why is it a shame?
A Vauxhall Nova seats five.
Why is a chav like a Slinky?
Because they have no real use, but it's fun to watch one fall down the stairs.
How do you sink an Irish submarine?
Knock on the hatch.
Q. What Has an IQ of 16 and digs holes in the side of the road?
A. 16 Irish labourers.
Q. What has an IQ of 18 and digs holes in the side of the road?
A. A wombat.
Fun Places To Go
Home of Weebl and Bob
Newgrounds
NOTE: Both of these are blocked off the school system so do it at home
Quotes
- "Boop!" (with supremely high voice)
- "Orgasmic..."
- "MUSH!"
