Philip Archer

A mathematical genius, a physics legend or a chemistry geek. Philip Archer, son of Mr Archer, has skillz.

He is renowned for his pool ability. However, it is common consensus between his opponents that he doesn't make the most of the 30p.

Phillip Archer is clever. He has achieved this level of intelligence through being an all purpose nerd. Phil is an apprentice Eco-Warrior and spends many weekends battling forces of great evil, like litter, with his father, the Eco-Lord.

Phil also rabidly supports Bury football club, who are now quite widely known as cheats. Phil feels that supporting cheats is clearly acceptable, and is adament they are the best team in the world, as they beat Bolton, and Bolton beat Man Utd, who have pretty much beaten everyone in their time; so this, according to Phil, makes Bury Football Club the greatest football team in the world. What a load of Michael Ballacks.