Paul Burdekin

Paul Burdekin is in 07N. He is very well known as 'Fritz' as many in his form (such as Freddie Priestley, Uzair Hussain and Sam Kitson Platt) believe that his dad looks like Josef Fritzl. They taunt and tease him by saying that he loves going into the cellar and being raped by his dad (which obviously isn't true). He is often the victim of play fighting as well and is generally okay with it. He is very passive, he lets things go over his head and doesn't seem to care about anything with one exception, Orienteering. He says that the sport is okay, but when Mr Gray is always sending him notices in the register, then the same people again joke about him and how he will have 'bum fun' and use Haggis flavour condoms with Mr Gray. He never really argues back and always lets you do pretty much anything.

Quotes

"Aaaaaaahhh." Everyone pinches him until he goes "aaaahhh" and it sounds like he is holding his nose. Apart from that, there are none. He never speaks!