Mrs Sellens

Quotes

"shush, shush, shush"

"let's have a mass debate"

"Everyone wants to be wild, to be free, to dance naked in the woods!" (Referring to how the characters in Arthur Miller's "The Crucible" were acting entirely normally)

"Ideas, Attitudes, Values" (whilst clicking fingers in triangle)

"Puuuuuuuuubic Haaaiirr" (describing Rapunzel's' Hair)

"Sex is EVERYWHERE!"

"It's instinct, they just at the drop of a hat" (on the topic of monkeys)

"Someone asked me what dew was. I know they've never been outside but still.."

"I'm a tiger. Roar!"

"'Prick of noon', here Shakespeare is suggesting an erection" Romeo and Juliet analysis for GCSE (shortly after the wedding and just before Mercutio dies).

"Sssssseassssssonsssss of misssssst and mellow fruitfullnesssssssss" whilest reading some poem or another in the GCSE anthology. Took about 5 times as long to read as it would if she hadn't got a lisp.