Mrs Blow

A small and relativly unknown teacher, who has been known to hide student's P.E. kits outside under emergency fire stairs, because said students leave their kits in their form-rooms. Would be the worst french teacher except for the fact that nobody likes any of them. Her waterbottle is rumoured to actually contain vodka or smoe other transparent strong alcohol, but unfortunately this has still to be proven.

she is the kind of teacher who lets say likes to not wear make up and nearly brings girls to tear if there "wearing too much"

She likes to think it is her buisness to tell people which descision are right and wrong in their school and personal lives. Also has been known to lecture people on the boy whos arm they are 'hanging off' at that point in time and whether or not is it appropriate to be hanging off any boys arms especially older ones.

She once gave a class of year 8's detention and three hours of homework because they failed to report that their teacher was late by 15 minutes.

She also gave a year 9 pupil headmaster's detention for chasing somebody with a water bottle. A water bottle that wasn't even open.

Back in the year 2005 she went on a rampage of detention bringing putting 2 year 7s in detention for leaning agains the fence at the courts, another one was then given a detention for protesting the other 2s innocence. In that same break she gave 3 year 8s detention for running in the woodland garden. She was quoted as saying " How would you like it if someone ran in your garden!"

Recently confiscated a rather large elastic band chain for no reason what so ever. Nevermind the fact that the day before Mr Morris and various other teachers had watched the madness without a care. Mr Williamson was actively encouraging the skippers to stretch it further. In the end it reached from the t- rooms past the skip, or the other way from the skip to the bottom of glen road

One lunchtime in room 94, which becomes an eating room at this time, she waited for the room (which she had just tought a lesson in) to fill up. Once it was pretty much full(after about 5 minutes), she told everyone that she hadn't said they could come in and sent them ALL back outside... just to let them in again. Seemingly, she had done this just to be awkward.

During the y8 german trip of 2006 she confiscated an mp3 player from a pupil for letting somebod else steal it from her. The music player was actually torn out of the pupils hand. Many pupils were included in ensuing argument & were later given detentions. The student whose MP3 player it was was Nicola Atherton (Who actually never got a detention for that). Also rumoured to have been eaten by Mr Elmer's canine companion.

During a spanish lesson in a computer room, she went on to tell a year 8 class her rules for computer rooms. the very first one bing...no drinking allowed. a student then asked could he have a drink and she then proceeded to let him drink, whilst doing so he spilt his drink on the mouse....somehow....and she then gave him ana fter school detention whilst shouting " I TOLD YOU NOT TO!"