Quotes

"Don't over-excite yourself"

"Can anyone tell me what a muff is?" (no response from class except laughter) "It's what girls put their hands in when it's cold"

"Delicious."

"It's a brown suit" (Whilst talking about his Ochre suit - certainly not brown)

Disbelieving tone... "MMMMM...."

e.g. "Sir, I need another sheet of paper."

"MMMMMMMMMM......"

In Critical Thinking:

"The answer is D... No I didn't think it was that either..."

"You've got a D, because the mark scheme said so..."

"I don't know WHY you keep getting a D... All I know is that the mark scheme keeps telling me you've put the wrong answers down..."

"So, Tweedle-dum and Tweedle-dee"

Mr Ventress