Mr Vass

Biography

Mr Vass is the other Computing teacher, assisting Mrs Sharp with the department's teaching. At least one Computing teacher knows what he's on about - teaching his class the correct work! He also likes to prepare for his classes and has mastered the art of writing on an electronic board. He is also a teacher for the school's Critical Thinking course.

• Said to be very very boring when he speaks.
• What he says usually has no importance, unless your future job is involved greatly with excel.
• Most of his work is involved with digitalbrain, his best friend.

Quotes

• Student: "Sir, who is your your favourite musician?"

Vass: "Its hard to say, I like all sorts; George Michael, Kylie....but I think my favourite has to be Madonna."

• Vass stubs toe on table leg

Vass: I wish I didn't have such big feet.

• Wez:"Does that mean you get more mahoney?" (saying 'money' like the Churchill dog)

Mr.Vass: "Mahoney?"

Wez: "You know, Mahoney...COINAGE -rubs fingers together-

Mr Vass: -blank looks-

Wez: oh nevermind.

• Students whispering about orgasms...

Mr. Vass: (shouts) would you like us ALL to talk about orgasms?