Mr Stevens

Quotes

• "Rhesus Monkey" but pronounced "Rhesus Mankaye".

• "Wishy Washy" pronounced similarly.

• (Students getting increasingly excited about the possibility that it may be a chip day) "its not a chip day...no trust me its definitely not a chip day...I'm not telling you how I know but there's no point getting your hopes up because it is DEFINITELY not a chip day...IT IS NOT A CHIP DAY. (upon arriving at the canteen students found out that it was, in fact, a chip day!)

• When talking about an experiment to see who takes longer in the bathroom, males or females...."Go to the bathroom and take a log"

• "So your saying to me that worms come from sugar?"

• "Just because you've got a penis doesn't mean your a boy"

• "I'm very anal"

• "Anal is technical"

• "Width and depth are important"

• "We could provide a psychological study on whether thinking actually affects our memory...... but you'd have to be dead to not think at all so its not a very effective process....its not ecologically valid nowadays"

• "T.V. is for ignorant people"

• "Friends are for weak people"

• "...technically...that's deception. But we'll get away with that."