Mr Pigott

Mr Piggot is a P.E. teacher. Once told a P.E. class that he won't be able to teach them for a few weeks due to being on Maternity leave. It is possible that he meant Paternity leave, but that isn't funny.

Biography

Martin Andrew Piggot (originally name Stacey Martin Piggot, having changed his name in 1999) loves all things sporting and hates all things (especially people) not sporting. He is rumoured to have a brother who plays rugby league. He always liked you if you never let on that you knew his name, did things for any team that he may have a say in, and notoriously hates orienteers. Apart from the few that run X-country, when he likes you for an average of 5 weeks a year.

He also seems to be unable to decide what year group he wants to be a form tutor for, having been year 7 and sixth form over the past few years, but is currently with 9N.

There are rumours that he is secretely illleterate, due to his inability to read out notices (see quotes)

Quotes

• I don't want to go to assembly today... just talk for a few minutes.
• There is an trip to Easter, no sorry... Egypt trip