Mr Parkinson

Quotes

• One Day I Hope to Have a Poo-Bucket system rigged up in the roof of my classroom, see, if someone says something stupid, i press a button here somewhere, and a bucket of poo drops on your head. If I ask a question and someone gets it wrong I can empty the bucket on their head. If they get it right I'll still empty it on them. I could even have different colours of poo for diffeent year groups, year 7s could have sloppy yellow poo, year eights lumpy green poo, and year 9s hard brown.

• "Sir, have you seen Moulin Rouge!"

"Yep!" "But Sir its french!" "Ye, But Nicole Kidman's TASTY!"

• I dream, of Poo-Bucket