Mr Neve

Mr. Neve is an English teacher at BRGS. He seems to love Will Young, and has actually met him, claims that Will Young's boyfriend, known as Conor, is a lovely man.

Has starred in Casualty and a random film which he won't tell anybody the name of, though we did manage to get out of him that he was young when he played it, (suspected to be One Night In Paris on BBC 2, this however is not proven.)

Well known for calling his students "darling".

Is fond of reading out a positive thought to his classes at the beginning of his lessons then deciphering the meaning.

Is in fact legendarily nice.

Is also fond of the semi colon.

Thinks reading dictionaries is fun.

Neve lives in the cupboard in T3 with his best friend Will Young

Nicknames==

• The Nevester - Courtesy of Jono, Joe D, Sheepy and Colm.
• Dictionary Boy - Courtesy of 7B
• MC NEVEY - Courtesy of Joe D and Sheepy.

Mr Neve also has a popular song chanted as he enters the classroom by 8R, to the tune of 'When the Saints'

Lyrics:

And Mr Neve
And Mr Neve
Is Wonderful
Is Wonderful
Oh Mr Neve is wonderful, and how I long to be in his classroom, oh Mr Neve is wonderful
Song created by: Watkins, Parki, Beefy, Jordie.C and Miniman!!!!

Quotes

Neve: Right who can do this for me? Colm Kennedy gets up and writes of the whiteboard "I love Mr Neve"
Neve: Well thats lovely, can you answer the question?

Neve asks Robyn Shepherd and Tom Sipocz to move to the front for their scenes in Romeo and Juliet.
Tom: I like sitting here sir, means I get to look at you're beautiful face.
Neve: You should be looking at Robyn's beautiful face.

Neve: I'm quite glad Robyn (Robyn Shepherd) isn't here because it means the rest of you have to answer!

Someone: So Sir, do you have any children?

Neve: No

Someone: Do you have a wife?

Neve: No

Someone: Do you have a girlfriend Sir?

Neve: No

Someone: So does that mean your single then sir?

Neve: No ((big grin))

Joe Donnely: You look very young for your age sir." Neve: "I've had a lot of work done, it's all plastic surgery."

Pupil: Sir, what does quintessentially mean?

Neve: Em, something that is in its most natural or perfect form. For example, you could say I am quintessentially flamboyant.

"Neve:" Now get on with your work "Alex(me!):"Sir ive finished! "Random Person probably Miles:" Swat! "Neve:" Hes not a swat he just wants to go far in life "Alex:" Thanks sir that makes it sound so much better sarcasm!