Mr Elkington

Quotes

• "I'm thinking jeans. I'm thinking rips. I'm thinking... no."

Also known as

Stephen Hawkins

Assembly

• "If you're on my board, you aren't in trouble I just need to see you"
• "Right then lets make a start"
• "I don't normally have to wait for you..."
• "I'm told nobody listens to me, so here is someone you will listen to...trying to supplant me again John?" (in assembly)
• "This is the last deadline to send in your UCAS forms."
• "I'd just like to remind you that these assemblies are a vital forum of communication"
• "Tom that was awesome."

'For those of you receiveing the vast, wide reaching benefits of the EMA payment scheme...' (every single assmebly)

• "yes i do go to kay steet babtist church."