Mr Edwards

DJ Eddie

Mr Edwards is the Master of Ceremonies at school events, though his DJ-ing is better than his MC-ing

With his unique style, Mr Edwards is able to convert even the least planned events into a roaring success. Having years of valuable experience, nobody else comes close to running school discos. However, even though he clearly likes disco music, or he wouldn't do discos, Mr Edwards also likes the German death metal group Rammstein, and claims to have seen them live in Scotland, where they set fire to the microphones, roast the keyboardist in a giant pot, and set fire to almost everything else. Mr Edwards is also a head of year (currently year 10).

A Helping Hand

He is always willing to help should you have a problem - though some find he tends to sit with a face so serious it borders on comical. But we can forgive him for that as the advice he offers afterwards is always good. He's always ready to help you out even if he is a little serious. he ahs quite large feet .....

'The Jacket Thing'

He also does that thing when he's talking to you of holding on to his jacket and pulling it outwards.. dunno why exactly..

Quotes

• "Is everybody totally tie-tastic today?"

• "Uniform check - OK great." (students have as much imperfections or clothes as possible)