Mr Ainsworth

Background

Mr Ainsworth, although new to the BRGS staff, has already begun to leave his mark. Though he has only been at BRGS since September, his students have already begun to amass a rather interesting collection of his past escapades. Including the following facts:

• He owns a farm and has already ran over three animals (a chicken apparantely survived after being run over twice)
• Makes erm... walls on his farm and has dropped stones on his hands, the reason for his lack of fingernails and countless plasters
• Should offically be dead
• He has a fake leg [It got 'eaten up' by flesh-eating parasites]
• He enjoys blowing things up...Muchly...we mean a lot.
• He once blew up a House.
• He holds degrees in both physics and engineering.
• He has a rather pronounced moustache on his forehead.
• He wears elastic "trousers" that strongly resemble tracksuit bottoms.
• He has extremly bad dandruff"
• He has dandruff and he's bald :S
• His fingers always have plasters

Quotes

'I'm not drunk...I have a wooden leg.'

'Your booklet appears to be very creased. I suggest you iron it.'