Ivan Rhodes

General Details

Name: Ivan Rhodes

Form: 9B

Gender: Male

Ivan can do a super-parabola-smile (: an can pretty much do a super-parabola-frown. ):

Quotes

• "That's racist!"
• "I didn't throw that!"
• "Guage,(a sixth former)your gay!"
• "Squeeeaaal!"
• "She's got it, oh baby she's got it! I'm uranus, I'm your fire, your desire."
• "Excuse me! I didnt do anything! It was him!"
• "twasnt me, I swear"

Hobbies

• Go Karting
• Laughing at Mr Hodgson's name
• Making paper aeroplanes (and throwing them in lessons)
• Getting penalty points
• Taking food out of the canteen
• Eating (mostly in the form room)
• Exploring Google Earth on flight simulator
• Insulting people
• Begging to teachers
• Dancing while pretending to be Adolf Hitler
• Acting mental and gay
• Letting out inhumane gases.