Hannah Johnson

Famously known as Hamm, a nickname created when Rachael Ormston kept shouting "Han" repeatedly which turned slowly into "Ham".

Hamm's Quotes

• (Whilst speaking about that car made out of cake)"So, does it actually work then?"
• "I'm not eating this side of the bannana.. its slightly bruised!"
• "NO. I ONLY PULLED DAWSON ONCE. Okay three times.. but I was DRUNK.."
• "Can you get a suntan from the moon?"
• "I've had a glass of wine. No make that a bottle.."
• "NEEEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEME!" (Usually the sound made when she's tickled)
• "No Rachael.. thats an advert for Testicular cancer.. NOT Test Icicles new album!"
• "Rachael is DUMB. YES. DUMB WITH A B!"

On weekends used to be found stumbling round Manchester Academy with Rachael and the rest of their cronies, also known as the "Soz Ard Crew" but basically just a load of lads from Stockport. Can now be found drinking pints in "New Union" on Canal Street.