Oliver Hebson
A tall boy who's hair is rumored to be a fox, weres glasses that are slightly bent glasses, he is known for acting like a derranged lunitic and for geting annoyed with quite a lot of things. and he also loves the letter e when pronouced like this :EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! just kidding he hates it...
Contents
NICKNAME
OLIVAIIRR!!
Quotes
His First Famous Quote: You're Having a laugh, made famous in english when he dropped pencil case on floor when everyone was silent, making mrs fowler gibbs giving him evils. "ILL DESTROY YOU!"
anything foreign or written down in a very deep lancashire accent
"woah, woah, woah, whats the crack here?"
"yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwnnnn" in the middle of a teacher talking
"ffuuunnnnnnyyyyyyyy!!!!" at anything mildly funny but not very funny
"Kill Blair, Brown and Bush"
"Spoon" when something goes wrong
"Oh your having a laugh" which got him sent out several times
"Origanal" acompanied by sarcastic clapping
flight sim x
oliver frequently comes into the classroom in the morning and claims that he has played on his flight sim game till something around 3 in the morning because the autopilots broken or theres bad weather on.
Belgium
he fell through the crack in the beds in belgiumn "woah whats the crack here, im in a crack!!"
Planes
He has a weird fasination of planes, everytime one goes over head he looks at it, names it and if possible works out what type of engines it's using.
GOVERMENT
Oliver also has a strange obsession with the goverment
Weird Mind
No one knows what goes on in his head, most of the time he complains about everything, apart from that he's a mystery. It is said that during primary school he had an obscecion with Hitler and the third reich, also during the Egypt trip he managed to bore everyone taking about how close Germany was to winning WW2, also during that trip he talked about the munnitions in the Yom Kippur war, which was between, well I'm not sure. The next thind is his weird habits, i.e., walks in to form room, walks out goes to the toilet comes back and then stands up walks around and then works of saying something weird to himself. Then theres his uniform, it's always tucked in and perfect, were playing football it's boiling hot and he's tucked in, has his topp button done and is wearing his blazer.
Hatereds
The weird mind article was good, but i went to primary school with him a bit, and you schould've seen him there, but anyway, hate's.
France,
America,
Americanisation of the free world,
Girls,
Stupid Languages i.e. OMG,
Vegeterians,
Carl Icahn,
Mc Donnel Doudlas,
DC 9,
DC 10,
Nicolas Sarkozi,
Bush,
hassan
Blair,
Brown,
Scotland,
Wales,
Ireland,
Douglas,
Willie Walsch,
Liverpool,
hassan
Scousers,
Human Rights,
Greenpeace,
The green agenda,
Nissan Micra's,
Young people,
Music
and to top it all off he even hates High School Musical.
ESPECIALLY ONE OF THE LETTERS OF THE ALBPHABET. IT IS NOT A B C D F G H I J K L M N O P R S T U V W X Y Z SO IT MAY BE THE LETTER...
THE LETTER E
once yawnerd like this :eee... now it's 9s's thing to EEEEEEEEEE at him which makes him angry. sometimes making him punch us
