Mr Stevens

Many Girls In The Current Year 10 Have Major Obessions With The "Fitness" Of Mr Stevens A.K.A Sexy Stevens And its not just year 10...students (mainly female though probably with a few exceptions) throughout year 11 and even the sixth form are increasingly falling under his spell...

Quotes

• "Rhesus Monkey" but pronounced "Rhesus Mankaye".

• "Wishy Washy" pronounced similarly.

• (Students getting incresingly excited about the possiblility that it may be a chip day) "its not a chip day...no trust me its definatly not a chip day...i'm not telling you how i know but theres no point getting your hopes up because it is DEFINATLY not a chip day...IT IS NOT A CHIP DAY. (upon arriving at the canteen students found out that it was, in fact, a chip day!)

• When talking about an experiment to see who takes longer in the bathroom, males or females...."Go to the bathroom and take a log"

• "So your saying to me that worms come from sugar?"

• "Just because you've got a penis doesn't mean your a boy"

• "I'm very anal"

• "Anal is technical"

• "Width and depth are important"

• "We could provide a psychological study on whether thinking actually affects our memory...... but you'd have to be dead to not think at all so its not a very effective process....its not ecologically valid nowadays"

• "T.V. is for ignorant people"

• "Friends are for weak people"

• "...technically...thats deception. But we'll get away with that."