Mr Morriss

Biology Teacher.

Quotes

"Sh Sh Sh Sh Shhhhhhhhh"

"Is anyone here doing physicists?"

"Call me Dr Morriss!"

"JOKE!" (in relation to above quote to Sam McAuley)

(writes 'JOKE !' on a piece of paper to waft at Sam McAuley) ( Sam looks puzzeled)"Joice??"

"No NO, it says joke....JOKE! Ok then JOICE !"

(from then on he said 'JOICE' to Sam whenever he was joking)

"I don't like to rely on PowerPoints and Printed Handouts"

"Are we all looking at the screen??"

"Do we all have one of these handouts?"

"I'm not marking it until I get a full set"

"If I wanted to put something inside you, how would I do it?" (referring to medicines, apparently)

"Now if you don't want to be on the video just wave"

"I'm going to have to ask for people to volunteer to talk on the video otherwise there are just going to be 3 minutes of people waving"