Mr Mercer

Replaced Miss Frazer as Second in Command in the Music Department. Plays piano and clarinet. Has a sense of humour, and is much easier to weasel away from than Miss Roberts on the subject of band/choir/woodwind group/jazz group/senior band attendance. Also does a rather nice dance. He showed his ability to caper during a school concert on various musical composers, and ended up doing a monkey impression for 'Gee Officer Krupkee'. If you didn't see it, you missed out...

He is famous for having a folding forehead while talking

Quotes

• mercer:i am from rochdale born and bred.

student:erm i think the term is inbred sir.

"Smacked off his tits on drugs" (on the subject of Pete Doherty in General Studies)

"I am not, never have been, and never will be a cross-dressing backing singer!"

He is also well known for having coined the phrase "sexual terrorist"

• Student: Sir can you do a cart wheel?
• Mercer: Why?
• Student: because real men can do cartwheels, prove that your a real man.
• Mercer: Ok (and does a cartwheel almost kicking the drumkit)

No Tom, I would not like to see your weasel.

Mercer:We get on like a...
((class stay silent))
Mercer:HOUSE ON FIRE!!

"I am not a piece of meat! I have rights!!" (a futile attempt to appeal to his Lower VIth class.)

• "I'm very dissapointed class!"....Then starts laughing with the rest of the class!
• "You are ACE class!"