Quotes

Organic Chemical Smells

(At front of laboratory with large bottles of esters) "Don't SNIFF, WAFT"

"Come here and have a Waft of these... except this one, it's mine and it smells too nice for YOU"

"Stop writing or I'll melt your pen"

"They better not be blocking me in"

"If anyone asks, MR ORMEROD let you out early." (Before he left)

"If anyone asks, MR ORMEROD let you out early" (After he left) - usually followed by...

"Say it quickly then run... if its Doc Rob or someone they might never notice..."

Doc Rob: *Bursts in to lesson door slams against wall* YOU ARE BLOCKING ME IN

Miss Bowden: "Do you need to get out now?"

Doc Rob: "No but I will do ten minutes into Period 3"

Miss Bowden: "I ll go and move my car..."

Doc Rob: "No NO No Don't do that, It'd disrupt your lesson and I wouldn't want to do that..."

Miss Bowden: *Gives Doc Rob the "What do you think you're doing now then?" stare*

Doc Rob: "Erm... Yes..." *whilst walking out the door* "CARRY ON!"

Miss Bowden: "For Homework, Answers to why that just happened, bring them to the next lesson..."