Janet Helm

Possibly the best teacher the school has ever had!

Quotes

"e.g Nissan"

"Foreign TNC's; Well they would have to be foreign..."

"etc etc"

"Line up and get a hot DOG" (with stress on the "dog")

"The photocopier's gone wrong again" (her excuse for printing 48,000 blatantly wrong worksheets)

"Eeahh" (This sounds a bit like 'yeah', and is said at the end of a sentence to emphasise a point, usually accompanied by a big grin).

"I'd do an e.g. there if I were you"

"When I was in Nigeria/Leicester..."

"Its perverse... it's weird" (referring to 9G boys cross dressing at Year 9 Camp)

"Oi!" (v.high pitch)

"quiet down now"

"What's all this fusssing"

Claims she took a tennis raquet on her hols to india in assembly

"The rrrrrrrreason for this"

"Shh, now then class..shh! its clear that the..Shh! answe...shhhh! to the quest...shhhh! is...shhhhh! D...Shhh!! The reason...shhh! for this is that shhhh!"

"It's past 9 o'cock"

joe kielty is a dick

Also known as...

• The Helminator (best said in an Austrian Accent)

• Sexy Helm

• Helmi-babes
• Mrs Lick (after spotting marks on her back as if she had been licked )
• Helmo

• Tickle me, Helmo

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