Geography

Geography.. the best subject you could learn. It is equal with History in terms of video hours spent on it, and almost every teacher is head of something. You could even be taught by Doc Rob, which is a surreal, if amazingly fun experience!

The best bit of geography is the high tech method of measuring the velocity of a river- two poles to mark a section of river of known length, a watch to time how long it takes for the DOG BISCUIT to travel between the two poles. Genius.

You are almost guaranteed to do well in your Geography GCSE and A-Level because all the questions are similar and you are told what to write in model answers... No revision, just memorise...