Oliver Hebson

Hes tall. O.O

BUT HIS REAl name..... olivaiiiiirrrr!!! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Quotes

"ILL DESTROY YOU!"

anything foreign or written down in a very deep lancashire accent

"woah, woah, woah, whats the crack here?"

"yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwnnnn" in the middle of a teacher talking

"ffuuunnnnnnyyyyyyyy!!!!" at anything mildly funny but not very funny

"Kill Blair, Brown and Bush"

"Spoon" when something goes wrong

"Oh your having a laugh" which got him sent out several times

"Origanal" acompanied by sarcastic clapping

flight sim x

oliver frequently comes into the classroom in the morning and claims that he has played on his flight sim game till something around 3 in the morning because the autopilots broken or theres bad weather on.

Planes

He has a weird fasination of planes, everytime one goes over head he looks at it, names it and if possible works out what type of engines it's using.

GOVERMENT

Oliver also has a strange obsession with the goverment

Weird Mind

No one knows what goes on in his head, most of the time he complains about everything, apart from that he's a mystery. It is said that during primary school he had an obscecion with Hitler and the third reich, also during the Egypt trip he managed to bore everyone taking about how close Germany was to winning WW2, also during that trip he talked about the munnitions in the Yom Kippur war, which was between, well I'm not sure. The next thind is his weird habits, i.e., walks in to form room, walks out goes to the toilet comes back and then stands up walks around and then works of saying something weird to himself. Then theres his uniform, it's always tucked in and perfect, were playing football it's boiling hot and he's tucked in, has his topp button done and is wearing his blazer.

Hatereds

The weird mind article was good, but i went to primary school with him a bit, and you schould've seen him there, but anyway, hate's.

The letter e France, America, Americanisation of the free world, Girls, Stupid Languages i.e. OMG, Vegeterians, Carl Icahn, Mc Donnel Doudlas, DC 9, DC 10, Nicolas Sarkozi, Bush, Blair, Brown, Scotland, Wales, Ireland, Douglas, Willie Walsch, Liverpool, Scousers, Human Rights, Greenpeace, The green agenda, Nissan Micra's, Young people, Music and to top it all off he even hates High School Musical. ESPECIALLY ONE OF THE LETTERS OF THE ALBPHABET. IT IS NOT A B C D F G H I J K L M N O P R S T U V W X Y Z SO IT MAY BE THE LETTER...

and ben and hassan :)