Mr Williamson

History

Mr Williamson recently joined the school in September 2004 from Haslingden High School, along with Mr Bretherton. During his time at said high school, Colin Williamson gave his year 8 history - i.e my history - class, the opportunity to recreate the Spanish Armada. This including making the boats out of anything [preferably flammable], and then set alight to them. This was great fun, but ended with burn marks on the table.

Tutor

Form tutor for 13CLW (no middle name, just CoLin).

Takes his form to Pizza hut for their leaving treat, and for a leaving present gets them numerous items including a tin of beans and loo roll. Is a red devil through and through! He was reputedly offered a threesome after the Y13 Leavers Ball but had to decline as he is happily married.

Quotes

"That's Brilliant that is!"

"That's Fantastic that is!"

"That's Brilliant, that's Fantastic that is!"

"Them things"

"Crappy Wallace Arnold Coach..." (On the subject of Mrs Thatcher's "Battle Bus")

"That's sick is it?"

(Later in same lesson) "That's SICK that is!!"

"I want you to pretend I'm Mrs T with the Perm, the Handbag... all of it" (He then consented to having a perm and handbag drawn on the board, and have his picture taken... picture is yet to be obtained...)