Mr Vass

Biography

Mr Vass is the other Computing teacher, assisting Mrs Sharp with the department's teaching. At least one Computing teacher knows what he's on about - teaching his class the correct work! He also likes to prepare for his classes and has mastered the art of writing on an electronic board. He is also a teacher for the school's Critical Thinking course.

He is even rumored to have a secret admirer among one of his year 9 classes. We may or may not know who this is but our guesses must not be voiced without permission of the suspect. Ahh what the heck it's... actually, better not, Steph would kill me.

• Said to be very very boring when he speaks.
• What he says usually has no importance, unless your future job is involved greatly with excel.
• Most of his work is involved with digitalbrain, his best friend.

Quotes

• Student: "Sir, who is your your favourite musician?"

Vass: "Its hard to say, I like all sorts; George Michael, Kylie....but I think my favourite has to be Madonna."

• Vass stubs toe on table leg

Vass: I wish I didn't have such big feet.

• Wez:"Does that mean you get more mahoney?" (saying 'money' like the Churchill dog)

Mr.Vass: "Mahoney?"

Wez: "You know, Mahoney...COINAGE -rubs fingers together-

Mr Vass: -blank looks-

Wez: oh nevermind.

• Students whispering about orgasms...

Mr. Vass: (shouts) would you like us ALL to talk about orgasms?