Mr Neve

Mr. Neve is an English teacher at BRGS. He seems to love Will Young, and has actually met him, claims that Will Young's boyfriend, known as Colin, is a lovely man.

Has starred in Casualty and a random film which he won't tell anybody the name of, though we did manage to get out of him that he was young when he played it, (suspected to be One Night In Paris, this however is not proven)

Believed by the majority of his students to be gay, and definitely camp.

Has no objection to students swearing in class.

Well known for calling his students "darling".

Is fond of reading out a positive thought to his classes at the beginning of his lessons then deciphering the meaning.

Is also fond of the semi colon.

thinks reading dictionaries is fun.

Nicknames=

• The Nevester - Courtesy of Joe, Sheepy and Colm.
• Dictionary Boy - Courtesy of 7B

Quotes

Someone: But what if an advert used a celebrity nobody likes?
Neve: Well that could happen.
Someone: Like Will Young.
Neve: Don't say that about Will Young! He is fabulous! Everyone loves Will Young!

Neve: Right who can do this for me? Colm gets up and writes of the whiteboard "I love Mr Neve"
Neve: Well thats lovely, can you answer the question?

Neve asks Robyn and Tom Sipocz to move to the front for their scenes in Romeo and Juliet.
Tom: I like sitting here sir, means I get to look at you're beautiful face.
Neve: Well thank you Tom.

Whilst discussing the part in Romeo and Juliet where "a rose of any other name would still smell as sweet.
Joe: What it means that even if a rose was called, say, shit, it'd still smell beautiful.
Neve: Exactly, so if the rose was called shit...
Joe: Sir you can't say shit!

Neve: I'm quite glad Robyn isn't here because it means the rest of you have to answer!

Someone:So sir, have you ever had a conversation with Will Young?

Neve: Actually I've had quite a bit more than that...

Everybody bursts out laughting, Neve goes very red in the face

In this scene, Kamran is being a very naughty boy.

Neve: Kamran! Stop that or you'll be in detention!

Miles: Kamran; I think you better leave right now!