Mr Mercer

Replaced Miss Frazer as Second in Command in the Music Department. Plays piano and clarinet. Has a sense of humour, and is much easier to weasel away from than Miss Roberts on the subject of band/choir/woodwind group/jazz group/senior band attendance. Also does a rather nice dance. He showed his ability to caper during a school concert on various musical composers, and ended up doing a monkey impression for 'Gee Officer Krupkee'. If you didn't see it, you missed out...

He is famous for having a folding forehead while talking

Quotes

"Smacked off his tits on drugs" (on the subject of Pete Doherty in General Studies)

"I am not, never have been, and never will be a cross-dressing backing singer!"

He is also well known for having coined the phrase "sexual terrorist"

• Student: Sir can you do a cart wheel?
• Mercer: Why?
• Student: because real men can do cartwheels, prove that your a real man.
• Mercer: Ok (and does a cartwheel almost kicking the drumkit)

No Tom, I would not like to see your weasel.

Mercer:We get on like a... ((class stay silent)) Mercer:HOUSE ON FIRE!!