Mr Halliwell

Mr Halliwell is a maths teacher who came to BRGS in 2008. As a child he went to a boarding school where headmasters detention was to run around the school until you puked. Prior to becoming a teacher he worked in every possible occupation, including in a pukka pie factory, as an accountant and many more. He teaches mostly in room 64.

He calls Usman Khan and Joe Gill in 08g 'Pinky and Perky', but which one is which remains a mystery.

He Likes to leave his fly open on Friday afternoons,

He likes to shout at us till we're quiet to run a round after wasps called Fred and Ted,

He likes to say, 'HELLO SIR' in a dramatically VERY pervy voice,

He likes to pick students via the 'Ip, Dip, Do, YOU' method.

Will not sleep till everyone in 07n is expelled as he likes to use room 64 without their bags getting in the way. (Form room 64)

Has a tendency to blame Lewis Wood for the mess made in the maths classrooms.

Always has a flask full of coffee from the sixth form canteen.

Blames EVERYTHING on whatever form is using 64 as their form room, currently 9B.

Once amused himself during quite a hard test by annoying the pupils of 9B/G by clicking his pen constantly during the test, talking to them, squeaking his chair and sending messages to people over bluetooth.

One time he was telling Alan off and said he possessed all the qualities of a moron when I put my hand up and said moron meant carrot in welsh (it does).

HE LIVES IN A BIN! He likes to lecture on how plastic is made because his old job was making the machines that did it.

Will commonly spend 10-15 minutes of lesson time randomly talking to students about technology.

Quotes

• Mr H: "We're going to use bouncer tactics. How do you throw out 7 bikers?"

Student: "Get 7 bouncers?"

• "What do we have to do now?"

Student: "Take away the 7x" Mr H: "You can't have negative bikers."

• Mr H "you can't have negative emos ether"

Student: "But then they'd be positive"

• Mr H:"Why would I want to take pictures of you on my desk?"

• "And if I hear you talking I'll sneak up behind you and(blows his nose) in your ear"

• Pupil: "Are you 25 sir?"

Mr H: "You think i'm 25? You can have a merit for that!" (Mr H is 34)

• Mr H: "If you dont shut up now I will stab you in the face with this pencil."

• "I don't care. As long as I get paid... I dont care."

• "Shut up or come to room 22 at 12:30"

• "Hey big mouth, shut up"

• "Its because im a man, and I can only do one thing at a time. So shut up, and listen"

• "GET IT OUT THENNN!"

• Mr H: "(Leans over desk) Put that away."

Pupil: "What is it sir???" Mr H: "A phone. Well, I hope its a phone..."

• "When I was younger, none ever showed me how to work it properly. I ended up just sitting and fiddling with it all day until it worked"

• "Stop leaning on your chair or I will make you stand up for the rest of the lesson!"

• "NINE!"

• "What are you doing under the table?"

• Mr H: "Tom, shutup!"

Tom: "Sir why do you always pick on me when everyone is talking?" Mr H: "Because you have the deepest voice so i can hear you over everyone else" Tom: "It's not my fault i hit puberty before you sir"

• "I can find holes in anyone!"

A Game of Chase

Chase is a game he likes to play with his Maths classes. He will take a piece of someones stationary (usualy someone fiddling) and procede to drop it out of a window. He will then go "3,2,1, Chase!" where the person has to go and recover their belongings in the quickest time possible

Its a Small World...

On the 2009 year 7 trip to Paris, Mr Halliwell, two teachers, and four certain year 7 students went on an adventure. It was nearly time to leave the Disney park, but Mr H convinced 4 poor year 7s that the ride "Its a Small World" was a good ride. Clueless, the year 7s agreed to go on the ride. Half way through, it broke down.......the very anoying music went off.......the wierd scary robot people froze......and the the teachers and students were nervously laughing their heads of. (nervous because a very freaky German clown was starring at them) After about 15 mins, Mr Halliwell climbed off the boat onto a display and did a lively little dance. one of the teachers pressent, laughed but told him to get down. A lady then said through the speakers: "There appears to be a slight problem with...................Please remain in your boats and do not stand on the displays." Mr H went red and everyone burst out in fits of laughter. One of the teachers rung Mr Mercer up and we all showed our singing skills by substituting the music. They were stuck on theride for over half an hour! Three out of the four year 7s have suffered from trauma due to the ugly robots ever since.....