Mr Coulston

Art teacher. It is unknown whether he has retired or not - he pops up everywhere to scare the young 'uns. His favourite form is 9G. Always 9G. This year's 9G. Last year's 9G. Etc. Bold text

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Has a strange liking for John Byrne. I say strange because John did absolutely no work in any of his lessons.Quinny 20:11, 21 October 2006 (GMT Standard Time)

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• some pupils of the 7g class of 05/06 came to their art lesson a little earlier.they were greeted by mr.Coulston with a menacing look across his face,rubbing his hands together and a camera round his neck saying "come back later I have BUISSINESS to atend to!".The horrified year 7's slowly backed away.
• Alright class, I've had enough. I'll just continue to make you go up and down, up and down, until I'm satisfied. Stunned yet disgusted silence from majority of class, several stiffled laughs from the corner.
• Jack, if you don't shut up right now you'll get it straight away. (WE all Know what he really meant!)

We must mention the Ben Jones incident of class 9s 2005/06. Mr Coulston and him never got on all year, so it was going to come to a bloody end. And so it did. Ben very sneakily dropped a branch on Mr Cs toe. He clamied it was an accident but it is unknown weather it was. Poor Mr c still had a sore toe weeks after at year nine camp. Not long after he retired. However, most of the class liked MR C and enjoyed there time with him. He frequently visits the infamous brgs and always say hi, well almost always, maybe not to Ben Jones.