Difference between revisions of "Dr Ellis"
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* "Nobody's listening to me..." | * "Nobody's listening to me..." | ||
| − | * "When I die I won't have Rigor Mortis. But when someone notices I'm not around, and they find me in a couple of weeks time, then I'll have Rigor Mortis!" | + | * "When I die I won't have Rigor Mortis. But when someone notices I'm not around, and they find me in a couple of weeks time, then I'll have Rigor Mortis!" (worth pointing out that this isn't true, as Rigor Mortis fades after 72 hours) |
==Fishy Ones== | ==Fishy Ones== | ||
Revision as of 03:08, 17 July 2006
Dr Ellis appeared in a L6 Christmas Quiz in the "Teacher Baby Photos" round. Incidentally, his team won the quiz, and he was presented his certificate in a Year 7 Year assembly, so he could be applauded by his form. Stage fright kicked in, somewhat.
Quotes
- "Nobody's listening to me..."
- "When I die I won't have Rigor Mortis. But when someone notices I'm not around, and they find me in a couple of weeks time, then I'll have Rigor Mortis!" (worth pointing out that this isn't true, as Rigor Mortis fades after 72 hours)
Fishy Ones
- "All my fish are called "Bob" and "Fred""
- "How do you tell if a fish is female?"
- "How do you tell if a fish is pregnant?"
- "Do you think I need more fish?"
