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| − | ==Where are you now??==
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| − | Working in Preston as a site chemist. Previously studied Chemistry at The University of Liverpool for an MChem degree, after leaving BRGS in 2006 following seven long years. Part of [[99S]].
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| − | ==Photographer==
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| − | [[Image:Chrispriestleycamera.jpg|thumb|Chris is rarely found outside school without a camera]]
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| − | Any party is soon recorded online, due to a highly technical manoeuvre taking place behind the scenes at "Phoxophrys Photos". A large selection of raw photos are taken; transferred to computer; uploaded or thrown on CD to [[David Bewicke|Dave]] and therefore consequently uploaded to the above mentioned website. This process can take place in under 30 minutes*.
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| − | This process has been discontinued due to the lack of a website. Or any parties.
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| − | ==Trademark Generic Room Shots==
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| − | These are photos of an empty party room, taken from a generally revealing position to illustrate the event's surroundings, as well as providing fodder for Staff Wars should it be needed.
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| − | ==Trademark Random Party Photos==
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| − | These photos depict the general party atmosphere, allowing viewers to "wish they'd gone" after the event. But obviously, if they hadn't been it was probably due to a lack of an invite, so they probably won't care overly - damn, just completely negated the point of taking them!
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| − | ==Common Sense==
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| − | Chris contributes a degree of common sense and social aptitude to a group otherwise devoid of such semi-essential skills. He also attempts to add sarcasm and wit, with varying degrees of "success". For example:
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| − | Andy: "You know where your friends are when they stab you in the back?"
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| − | Chris: "Yeah, behind you."
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| − | ==On Fire Alarms==
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| − | "What the unholy f***?!" (at 3.30am)
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| − | "Let's charge through that crowd of [[year 7]]s yelling 'what do we do?!' " (so mature for an upper VIth..)
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| − | "I wonder if someone's spontaneously combusted? That'd be cool."
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| − | "I'm not moving. No way. They're testing it. I know it's been five minutes and I can smell smoke but I'm comfy."
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| − | ==Quotes==
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| − | "There's no better way to kill a book than to write an essay on it."
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| − | "Grab me a chair, my knees have gone to death."
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| − | ''(on [[Mr Ventress]])'' "If he calls me Tweedle-dee one more time I swear I'll shove that book up his.."
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| − | ==Aliases==
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| − | Christophulus
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| − | The Priest
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| − | Captain Eyebrows
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| − | Christomopher
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| − | ==Related People==
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| − | *Fiancee: [[Kirsty Knight]]
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| − | [[Category:Past Students|Priestley, Chris]]
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| − | {{YFS|1999|S|Priestley, Chris}}
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