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*the bike shelter is rumoured to be the entrance to the secret base of the teacher's own super-hero group, "Teach squad". they travel around the school fighting "crime" such as bad uniform and poor GCSE grades. | *the bike shelter is rumoured to be the entrance to the secret base of the teacher's own super-hero group, "Teach squad". they travel around the school fighting "crime" such as bad uniform and poor GCSE grades. | ||
*it is also rumoured to be the TARDIS, although nobody (yet) has found the entrance. | *it is also rumoured to be the TARDIS, although nobody (yet) has found the entrance. | ||
| − | *the shelter was made with money that was originally going to be used for helpful things such as repairing the room 11 window or better school lunches, but was instead used for keeping bikes (who are, contrary to [[ | + | *the shelter was made with money that was originally going to be used for helpful things such as repairing the room 11 window or better school lunches, but was instead used for keeping bikes (who are, contrary to [[Lord Morris]]' apparent beliefs, are inanimate) |
| − | *the shed is often mistaken as being made of misbehaving pupil's bones. This is a lie. it is made of McDonalds toys (hence it is so flimsy) stolen from small children and melted down, then re-shaped. there is a patch on it made from the giant rubber band chain which many teachers took interest in, including [[ | + | *the shed is often mistaken as being made of misbehaving pupil's bones. This is a lie. it is made of McDonalds toys (hence it is so flimsy) stolen from small children and melted down, then re-shaped. there is a patch on it made from the giant rubber band chain which many teachers took interest in, including [[Lord Morris]] and [[Mrs Blow]] (who stole the chain) |
Revision as of 20:15, 7 September 2007
an introduction to the bike shelter
the bike shelter was built during the summer holidays between the 06/07 school year and 07/08. there are two mysterious bike racks that are not inside the shelter, they are on the left of it. these have been dubbed "the reject racks" and all who use them are considered rejects.
Myths and legends
- the bike shelter is rumoured to be the entrance to the secret base of the teacher's own super-hero group, "Teach squad". they travel around the school fighting "crime" such as bad uniform and poor GCSE grades.
- it is also rumoured to be the TARDIS, although nobody (yet) has found the entrance.
- the shelter was made with money that was originally going to be used for helpful things such as repairing the room 11 window or better school lunches, but was instead used for keeping bikes (who are, contrary to Lord Morris' apparent beliefs, are inanimate)
- the shed is often mistaken as being made of misbehaving pupil's bones. This is a lie. it is made of McDonalds toys (hence it is so flimsy) stolen from small children and melted down, then re-shaped. there is a patch on it made from the giant rubber band chain which many teachers took interest in, including Lord Morris and Mrs Blow (who stole the chain)
