Difference between revisions of "Rob Pilling's Maths Jokes"

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This is a page donated to the 12DX maths set with Mrs Gregson, aka The Gregsonator, aka Slap-Dash, and Mrs Kennedy, aka Mrs Kennedy. Every since the beginning of the term, 2006, a joke has been delivered every lesson, without fail, to the group who sit on the right hand side in Room M2 or whatever its called. This is a fully compiled list of those jokes. (Except a few which are lost in the mists of time)

• Rob: "Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize?"

(bemused look from all who heard him) Rob: "Because he was outstanding in his field!"

• Rob: "What did the constipated mathematician do?"

Rob: "He worked it out with a pencil."

• Rob: "What did Spock find in the Enterprise's toilet?"

Small Group of Friends/Sympathisers who remain: "Go on..."

Rob: "The Captain's Log!"

• Rob: "I'm going to a duck do tonight..."

Saggy: "What's a duck do?"

Rob: "quack!"

• Rob: "What is Jaws' Grandfather called?"

12DX Set: *sigh* "Go on..."

Rob: "Gums!"

• Rob: "What is Jaws' Son called?"

Rob: "Teething"

• Rob: "Where do small fairy-tail creatures go to get healed?"

Rob: "The National Elf Service!"