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| − | This is a page donated to the 12DX maths set with [[Mrs Gregson]], aka The Gregsonator, aka Slap- | + | This is a page donated to the 12DX maths set with [[Mrs Gregson]], aka The Gregsonator, aka Slap-Dash, and [[Mrs Kennedy]], aka Mrs Kennedy. Every since the beginning of the term, 2006, a joke has been delivered every lesson, without fail, to the group who sit on the right hand side in Room M2 or whatever its called. This is a fully compiled list of those jokes. (Except a few which are lost in the mists of time) |
Revision as of 17:07, 13 November 2006
This is a page donated to the 12DX maths set with Mrs Gregson, aka The Gregsonator, aka Slap-Dash, and Mrs Kennedy, aka Mrs Kennedy. Every since the beginning of the term, 2006, a joke has been delivered every lesson, without fail, to the group who sit on the right hand side in Room M2 or whatever its called. This is a fully compiled list of those jokes. (Except a few which are lost in the mists of time)
- Rob: "Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize?"
(bemused look from all who heard him) Rob: "Because he was outstanding in his field!"
- Rob: "What did the constipated mathematician do?"
Rob: "He worked it out with a pencil."
- Rob: "What did Spock find in the Enterprise's toilet?"
Small Group of Friends/Sympathisers who remain: "Go on..."
Rob: "The Captain's Log!"
- Rob: "I'm going to a duck do tonight..."
Saggy: "What's a duck do?"
Rob: "quack!"
- Rob: "What is Jaws' Grandfather called?"
12DX Set: *sigh* "Go on..."
Rob: "Gums!"
