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Mrs. Gregson teaches maths at BRGS and is a Head of Year. Her favoured snack is the banana, her favorite colour is green and her favoured letter is 's'. Her tone of her voice never changes, only the length of words. Amazingly, she was actually seen smiling once; however, this has become legend.

Reputed to be the devil incarnate by many people. Either that or a succubus...or incubus, both apply. Several students have felt the temperature of the room drop when she enters. This however is probably just because she insists on opening any window possible even on the coldest, windiest and rainiest of days.

Quotes

"Its not homework tonight but feel free to do some more questions"

"whats your name?" "Jordan,miss" "John?" "Jordan!miss" "george?" "Jordan!" "Jim?" "JORDAN!!! (repeated every lesson)

"I am only giving you extra homework because I don't want you hanging around on street corners getting yourself an ABSO (she meant ASBO)

"Once is funny, twice is silly, three times is detention"

"xssssssssssssssssssss" (she always adds s's to the end of what she's saying to try and hide her slow mental arithmatic!!!)

"Alex, Aaalex, Aaaaaaalex, Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalex, Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllleeeex....Dominic, is he sleeping again?"

"slapdash. thats my new favourite word. slapdash. "

"I like potatoes too, mash potatoes are my favourite"

"Oh and once we've finished this topic we're back onto simultaneous equations, they're my favourite part of Maths!"

"And if you're good this lesson we'll do a team game next lesson."

"Oh I'll pick those scissors up for you peter, i mean adam, i mean arthur, we wouldnt want you getting hurt now would we!"

"OK i will now collect your homework marks. Arshad (Arshad Ahad speaks) 80% (Mrs Gregson) Not bad. Adam? (Adam Cook speaks) 75% (Mrs gregson) VERY GOOD!"

"Why didn't you hand your homework in? You did? When? Break-time!?! I'd already marked them by then! Well when I said 'anytime on Friday' I meant Friday before registration"

"What mark did you get?" ("98% Miss") "Acceptable"

"Now if you work well this lesson then i'll give you each a sudaku" (meaning sudoku)

"Liam, Liaaam, Liaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!"

"I think there will have to be some movement of places, because people are just talking when there is no need" (every single lesson, and it never happens)

(Taking in marks from Set 2 9R/S/N 2006-07) "Bethany?" "95%" "Excellent, try and get 96% next time! Philippa?" "84%" "Good, try and get 85% next time. Emily?" "82%" "Good, try and get 83% next time" (and so on all the way around the class)

(In almost every Set 2 9R/S/N 06-07 class) "Now, who's been answering well today and deserves a credit? Reece, I think you have. Cameron, have you been answering well today aswell?" "Erm, no Miss" "Are you sure?" "Yes miss." "Ok, anyone else?" (no response) "Oh, Andrew I think you deserve a credit for answering that long question before" (Andrew looks confused, as does the rest of the class)

(Explains something very long and complicated in Maths, with taking a breath until the end)

"why wont this page open!?!"(clicking it 22 times wearing her Bogie green sweater)"oh, now Jamie,why has it opened 11 times oh and its not calabrated"

" OK class now copy down the first, second, and forth cream note on page 97, wait, no dont copy down the first, just copy the the third and second(class all confused)"

" oh what has miss mazzina done to this whiteboard pen"

SLAPDASH

This is a term most commonly used when refering to her current Lower VI DX class. The term is uttered almost repeatedly during lessons when she hands back the students their assignments where the presentation is not the best. Mrs Gregson loves to take marks off; despite the fact you may have every question perfectly right; your presentation may drop you down to 75%. The most common offenders for this title are - Joe Burrows, Jonny Parton (Nova), Philip Archer and Michael Saggerson.

This term is never used when referring to a female member of the class's work; however bad their presentation may be.