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He is said to bear an uncanny resemblance to ''Noel Gallagher from Oasis'' and for this reason has a cult following amongst certain pupils. [[Kirsty Wright]] (ex-pupil) was, and is, smitten. His effect on her was something like... bright red cheeks, hiding behind textbooks and many lusty outbursts, professing love and commitment to the jacko name. | He is said to bear an uncanny resemblance to ''Noel Gallagher from Oasis'' and for this reason has a cult following amongst certain pupils. [[Kirsty Wright]] (ex-pupil) was, and is, smitten. His effect on her was something like... bright red cheeks, hiding behind textbooks and many lusty outbursts, professing love and commitment to the jacko name. | ||
Revision as of 22:41, 4 October 2007
Character
Mr Jackson . His sets get some of the best results in the school. He is also addicted to caffeine.
Oasis?
He is said to bear an uncanny resemblance to Noel Gallagher from Oasis and for this reason has a cult following amongst certain pupils. Kirsty Wright (ex-pupil) was, and is, smitten. His effect on her was something like... bright red cheeks, hiding behind textbooks and many lusty outbursts, professing love and commitment to the jacko name.
Proposed Legendary Status
He is an absolute legend, and even though his students have a good laugh, they tend to do more work in his lessons than any other teachers - he should be appreciated! He actually can be quite confusing at times, but it stimulates you to find out what the hell is gong on all by yourself, and he makes you want to prove you're not thick. Nice one.
p.s. very good mates with the one like Mr Overend.
- What's happened to his cat?
- Mr Jackson has no friends (apart from Mr. Overend). For company he has cardboard boxes and his cat Blackie, but unfortunately he ran Blackie over in a tragic accident and killed him. He has a new cat Victoria who he has promised not to run over. **
Mr Jackson was once spotted with A woman in ASDA, who it is presumed, is actually his GIRLFRIEND. However, to this day, Mr. J claims the woman to be his MOTHER. The continuation of this metaphor; in which Mr. J consistently refers to his GIRLFRIEND as his MOTHER has, of course, resulted in some rather dodgy presumtions on behalf of members of the upper 6th. It must be noted that is is most likely that at such times, Mr jackson is simply demonstrating extensive sarcastic ability, and that there is no proof to compound rumours that the woman is both his GIRLFRIEND AND his MOTHER.
Quotes
- "Fair Dues To You"
- "I dare say"
- "Pathetic"
- "But you won't understand that."
- "Jesus said in the parable of..."
- "Drop a couple of lines"
- "oh thankyou, I shall take that home to my mother"
- Student: "did you go away at half term then sir?"
- Mr Jackson: "I did actually, i took my mother to Tenerife for a week. She loved it."
- (King)Rob Whitworth: "Sir, is Mr. Williamson in?"
- Mr. Jackson: "No, he's been fired"
- RW: (ignoring Mr. Jackson completely) "Mr. Godden, is Mr. Williamson in?"
