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freitag man

mr parkingson has a small man which he draws on the board every friday this man is the "freitag man" how he was created nobody knows

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Quotes

"One Day I Hope to Have a Poo-Bucket system rigged up in the roof of my classroom. See, if someone says something stupid, I press a button here somewhere, and a bucket of poo drops on your head...

...if they get it right I'll still empty it on them. I could even have different colours of poo for different year groups, year 7s could have sloppy yellow poo, year eights lumpy green poo, and year 9s hard brown...."

"Boris Becker ist um de ecker" The only bit of german I remember.

"Its so simple, my cat could do it"

"Sir, have you seen Moulin Rouge?"
"Yep!"
"But Sir its french!"
"Ye, But Nicole Kidman's TASTY!"

"German is like lego, you can put old words together to get new words."

"Riggght Guys" (Ineffectually at least 20 times a lesson usually with a handclap)

Student: "This tape's rubbish and too slow!" Parkinson: "I know it's like watching Burnley play on a Saturday afternoon!"

"Schnell,schnell,schnell it's like watching Burnley play on a saturday afternoon."

"BOM CHICKA WA WAAAA!"

A girl: "Sir it's freezing in here, can we shut the windows?" Mr P: "EAT MORE PIES!!"

"Sshht, sshht, sshht" (Said at least 30 times a lesson)